Week 3 Recap
By Commissioner Tim
Week 3 Recap
Lounge Ballin’ fans across the globe witnessed history on Sunday as the kokmagics defeated the Covington Catgirls by a score of 140-95. Not only did the koks pick up their first win, but they did it in very convincing fashion, scoring one of the highest points totals of the year. This is despite them leaving a 51 pointer on the bench. Had the koks played him, they could have SMASHED the single game points record. Now that the koks have this first win under their belt look for them to finally start playing up to their expected points. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the koks could be a force to be reckoned with this year…
Sween’s Weens look to finally be back on track after defeating gli ladri di culo 130-122. Big performances by the bottom half of the lineup helped push the Weens over di culo, despite a 31 point performance from the Bills defense.
The Chungus Champions finally got off the mark this season. Their blockbuster trade with The Herd is already paying dividends as new players produced a total of 73 points. Meanwhile, the players traded away only produced 24 points for the Herd. The Chungus Champions, with 139 points this week, look to be on the move. Who would’ve thought the koks and the Champions would be early favorites in this league.
The Clifton Crack Pipes silenced the haters by improving to 3-0 this week. Despite being called frauds by many pundits of the league, they cruised by The Herd en route to a 112-99 victory.
Fans across the server tuned into Lounge Ballin’s Game of the Week to see the 2-0 Fairport Phishermen take on the 2-0 Trennins Qwerty. Despite having one of the top performers of the week (Keenan Allen 45 points), the Trennins were hindered by poor performances from Fields, Robinson, and Toney. Is it time for the Trennins to give up on Fields and turn to backup quarterback Jordan Love? At 2-1, they still sit comfortably near the top of the league.
Weekly Awards
In year two of Lounge Ballin’ we will hand out two awards per week. The first of these is the SwoleKonnor Award.
This award is presented to the week’s strongest team as voted on by you, the reader. This week’s nominees are:
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The Chungus Champions for putting up a dominant performance as one of the league’s top scorers and completing a heist of The Herd
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The kokmagics for getting their first win in over a year, doing it convincingly, and putting up a top score in the league.
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The Fairport Phishermen who improve to 3-0 and win Lounge’s Game of the Week.
The SwoleKonnor Award for Week 3 was awarded to the København Kokmagics!
The Wide Konnor Award is presented to the week’s worst performer or for the most embarrassing blunder. This week’s nominees are:
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The Herd/Proud to be Stroud (will someone pick a name?) who made an embarrassing trade that has yet to pay off and changed their name to some stupid shit for some reason.
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The Hamilton Heroin Heroes who scored the least points this week and made a trade to make Njigbas in Paris a powerhouse.
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The Skyline Chili Three-ways who saw star plays Daniel Jones, Breece Hall, and Jaylen Waddle put up a combined 7 points total.
