By Guest Columnist Tiernan

Week 13 Recap

A quick Recap for the week, and a look at the playoff picture! Much has remained the same, still some stains on the field, and the return of the king? That and more!

Synthwave Fans! After a devastating defeat, the Crack Pipes will be returning to their crack dens instead of going to the playoffs! They are unfortunately no longer in contention. HOWEVER! NEITHER KOKS NOR THREEWAYS HAVE CLINCHED NOR QUALIFY FOR PLAYOFFS! NFC South is that you knocking? At 7-6, the 3-ways need the W to clinch the division and make the playoffs. However, if they lose and the kOks edge a win, it will come to tie breaks and they could be in the playoffs instead! High tensions this week, watch the kOks at Hamilton and the 3-ways at home against the Pipes in this week’s ESPN Double Header starting at 1pm in Hamilton!

Over in the ProtoBot Division! Everything still looks the same, and somehow the Verti-Boys are still in contention? The Weens have a chance? The Njigbas and Qwerty are still tied? Much wow such football! Could we see an entire division make the playoffs? Probably not the Protobot’s, but maybe in our next division!

Calvin RPing Division Time! It’s Calvin time! Yay! The only division with a winning record! Huh? How? They don’t have 47 running backs each? Weird. Anyways, Team MeekDADDY has increased to 11-2 and still has the best record in the LBFL! They are in full control of the Calvin’s and no-one can say anything about that. The Chungus Champions are also qualified for the playoffs, and only one game back are both the Running Back-less HERD and the Catgirls! They both still have paths to playoffs if they win this week! Tune in on SNF and MNF to see these teams slug it out!

Finally, the Brite Division! The Fairport Phishermen are officially the 1 spot from that division, they are desperately trying to defend their title from last season. Will it truly be the return of the king? Will they continue their Green Bay Packer LARP and win the LBFL title? The GNUs can still qualify for the playoffs with a win, and they maybe they will have a say of it. The GLDC did win this week and put the BBB at the bottom of the division, solidifying their defeat and leaving the BBB tied with Hamilton for Power Ranking 16.

And finally, a highlight for the Lounge Gaming, LLC game of the week, the Fairport Phishermen versus the Njigbas in Paris! In a tightly fought game at home, the Phishermen narrowly lost to the Njigbas. Are the Phishermen washed up? (probably) Are the Njigbas actually king? (also probably) A new rivalry in the making? Only time will tell.

Stay tuned folks! We will have some exciting awards voting coming in the coming weeks! Season long Division Wide Konnors and Swole Konnors, followed by League-Wide Regular Season Wide and Swole Konnor! After the post-season, we will also be having post-season Wide and Swole Konnor awards, followed by the presentation of the LBFL Trophy! Stay tuned Loungers!