FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Office of the Owner & CWO

København Kokmagics, LBFL

Date: October 20, 2023

KOKMAGICS DROP FOUNDING KICKER CHRIS NAGGAR

Dear Kokmagics friends and family,

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that Chris Naggar, the beloved second-string kicker and founding member of the København Kokmagics is no longer a member of our prestigious organization.

As you all surely know, Naggar has been keeping our bench at a comfortable 86.9° F since the draft of the inaugural season of Lounge Ballin’. Naggar is also well known as one of the key players in the infamous KKK Strategy. Unfortunately, as time has marched steadily onward, Naggar has found himself in disagreement with our organization’s goals and methods.

I do not wish to disparage such an integral part of our franchise’s success, but I do believe some context is needed. Our disagreements have gone all the way back to the draft of LBFL Season Two. Naggar, upon hearing Tyler Bass was drafted as a Kok, stormed out of the strip club that had been serving as our team’s office. Naggar was quoted as saying “What? Are we trying to win now or something? I feel like I don’t know this team anymore!”

I made the difficult decision to drop Naggar from our roster after a particularly hostile conversation we had yesterday. It had become clear that Chris was no longer able to work with the team.

I sincerely hope Mr. Naggar is able to see past his anger and remember the good times had on the original Mars Voltas team. I hold no animosity toward our former star kicker and would love to have an amicable conversation with him if he has it in his heart. On behalf of the entire Kokmagics family, I wish Mr. Naggar the best of luck with his future endeavors (which certainly won’t be in football lol).

Yours in magic,

Konnor

Owner & CWO

København Kokmagics, LBFL